Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Things To Do Today – Every Day

Things To Do Today – Every Day

·        Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

·        Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

·        Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

·        Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

·        If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

·        If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

·        It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

·        Never buy a car you can't push.

·        Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

·        Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

·        The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

·        When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

·        Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

·        Ever notice that the people who are late are often 
much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

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