If You Love Someone, Set Her Free...

''If You Love Someone, Set Her Free''

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

 If you love someone, set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours, if she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist

If you love someone, Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Optimist

If you love someone, Set her free ...

Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious

If you love someone, Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient

If you love someone, Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient

If you love someone, Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful

If you love someone, Set her free ...

*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *

C++ Programmer

if(you-love(m_she)) /* m name of girlfriend */ m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL) m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist

If you love someone, Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers

If you love someone, Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates

If you love someone, Set her free,

If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist

If you love someone, Set her free,

She'll evolve.

Statisticians

If you love someone, Set her free,

If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans

If you love someone, Set her free,

SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person

If you love someone

don't set her free.

HR specialist

If you love someone, set her free

by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then out source her.

MBA

If you love someone, set her free

Instantaneously and look for others simultaneously

 

Psychologist

If you love someone, set her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn't come back her id is supreme, If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist

If you love someone, set her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare, If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert

If you love someone, set her free

If she comes back, map her into your system, If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert

If you love someone, set her free

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans, If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist

If you love someone, set her free

If she comes back she has brand loyalty, If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market.