Friday, April 15, 2011

12 Pieces of Advice for Girls/Women

12 Pieces of Advice for Women

1. Don’t imagine you can change a man — unless he’s in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon — they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same — they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don’t make fools of men — most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10.  Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11.  If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. Sadly, all men are created equal

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